Thursday, July 15, 2004

Oh Shite!

From Drowned In Sound:

What do you get when you cross an ex-Libertines star, Selfish Cunt, Buckingham Palace, and some horseshit? Why, a news story of course! DiS was there to witness the mess...

During a photoshoot for the NME yesterday outside the Palace, a horse saw a prime moment to take a dump. The resulting poo was then kicked around by Attention-Seeking Bloke from disco punks Selfish Cunt, before he picked it up with his bare hands and started hurling the poo at Babyshambles' Pete Doherty and photographer Andrew Kendall. The Others' singer Dominic Masters then tipped a pint of beer over Selfish thingy's head. As Doherty, looking pale but rather dapper in a black suit, wrestled Selfish wotsit to the ground and shocked tourists watched, several policemen ran in to break them up.